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Gordo McCool

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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2007|01:48 am]
Gordo McCool
I really do love a majority of you. I really do.
And I really do miss you. Please, please please come visit me. I will slobber you with kisses.
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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2007|12:00 am]
Gordo McCool
I'd like some more people.

Contact. Contact. COn tact
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2006|01:38 am]
Gordo McCool
What's wrong with me?
Can I ever be happy?
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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2006|07:36 am]
Gordo McCool
performing makes me feel immortal.
waking up at 7 every morning does not.
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(no subject) [Jan. 6th, 2006|01:44 am]
Gordo McCool
Yo dudes! come to our shows this weekend. its going to be so good.

Saturday, January 7th at The Hot Monkey Love Cafe
5960 El Cajon Blvd.
San Diego, CA 92115

Sunday, January 8th at The Epicentre
8450 Mira Mesa Blvd.
San Diego, CA 92126
$7 (when bought in advance)
6:45 pm!
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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2005|02:59 am]
Gordo McCool
So, i'm on the NCT team now.
YES Sweet. It will be like, two months till i perform probably
haha. Still, tight
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2005|05:09 pm]
Gordo McCool
A few days ago I applied to be a member of the Red Bull street team.
They totally just called me back.
Man, this would be the tightest job. $11 an hour!!!
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|03:00 pm]
Gordo McCool
so who wants to go see Saw II with me?
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|01:15 am]
Gordo McCool
if you get yourself in a fucked up, backwards mood, it could surely spell doom.
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Warning: These test results will SHOCK YOU [Oct. 7th, 2005|12:01 am]
Gordo McCool

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: CraftyMF

Apparently, I really like sex. Boy, that one came out of left field.
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